100-10,000 role-playing hoaxers in the woods of North America...
• They would need to place fake footprints in places where some people might not trek for many decades, hoping that someone some day would stumble across them out of miles and miles of wilderness. Since nobody has that type of patience, or time to wait to trick someone... Far quicker results would need planning as well as the information on strangers’ whereabouts to predict the exact day and the exact yard out of hundreds of miles of wilderness. • They would need to have guessed up the same Sasquatch foot, anatomically accurate to bipedal evolution that only very few educated people understand. This would require a consorted effort to between hoaxers and academics to manufacture and make convincing enough to fool biologists as well as anthropologists. • They would need to dream up convincing biological dermatoglyphics that are primate in origin, one would have to have a knowledge of all human primate and non-human primate dermals (that not many people on the planet do), THEN fool multiple forensic experts. This would require some association between amateur hoaxers from the general public and leading academics. • The same is true of the behavioural traits noted by native Americans over hundreds of years, and by witnesses of European decent in the 1800’s and early 1900’s, before general knowledge of primates was common. AND before these hominins were in popular culture, eroding away any powers of suggestion. For there to be any consistency of this, not only would different groups of people from different cultures have to dream up the exact same traits before any general knowledge of primates existed... but there would also need to be a consorted, consistent and stupendously organised dialogue between such groups to invent such an impossible narrative over a transitional period of pop culture.
... 100-10,000 fantasy figures in the woods of North America, that only a fool would believe in.
People don’t see the tooth fairy... and only someone who hasn’t lived in a nurturing homely environment would be able to relate to that.
100-10,000 role-players, and no evidence. Just conspiracy theories, wild speculation and conjecture. You probably needed to spend at least five minutes getting your ducks in order before attempting to claw back some self-esteem at the expense of people who are cleverer than you.
I can only imagine the panic that ikdummy experiences when he sees “British Bigfoot” posts here on a daily basis! His own beloved blog is destroying every one of his stupid arguments! Ha ha ha!
and most of you ignoramuses wouldn't believe in extraterrestrial life claiming there was no proof but the brilliant late Stephen Hawking believed there was intelligent life out there and I don't think i'm going out on a limb saying he was a bit brighter than all you beer swirling hillbillies. and in the same way i shall also state that bigfoot exists even if we don't have a body we have so much amazing evidence that it does exists and i am not talking about DS' blurry tree bark pics cheers
“People in the UK see hoaxers instead of real Bigfoot, because hoaxers don’t exist.”
Well done, you’re making your theory group very proud with that one. I’m wondering if the JREF would devote a comment section to it? Every time a British Bigfoot article gets put here, I can simply cut & paste the exact same opinion that has shut you up countless times already... what’s to panic about exactly?
Let’s try this... explain to me in as much detail as possible, how people reporting Bigfoot in the UK, somehow substantiates your multi-million dollar role-playing hoaxing empire in the US, and renders thousands of years of oral histories and modern anecdotes that transition peer reviewed evidence, as bunk.
One theory he didnt mention, could these things have been genetically engineered by ETs and then abandonded at audulthood because they couldnt be controlled or contained??
In the past 14 years, I have used call blasting to call in the Bigfoot and to learn what I can. I know what they sound like for sure. 12 years ago, I was invited into a restricted Water District property. There I did some call blasting. While seated in my lawn chair behind my SUV, after a minute or so, I start to hear an incoming electric wind. It shortly was centered over my location and was obviously swirling. Out of this wind condensed an invisible presumably female Bigfoot off to my left side by about 20 feet. It moved to the brush at about my 10 o'clock position and 30 feet away. But the electric wind was still up there. A minute or so later, a second likely male Bigfoot condensed out of that wind, at about 30 feet in front of my SUV. After it studied my thoughts for a minute or so, it walked towards me along the left side of my SUV, and stopped only 3 feet away from me on my right side. It was obviously invisible. I had a gen 3 night vision monocular and I could not see anything through it. So I said a few words to this male Bigfoot, but I futilely attempted to take a flash picture of it, but the flash malfunctioned because the batteries fell out a mile back down the road. This male Bigfoot instantly jumped 75 feet in the woods, because I startled him. I apologized as I could hear him walking parallel to me. I then got up out of my chair and walked back down the road to kneal next to the female Bigfoot in the brush, to say a few words. After saying a few comforting words, I returned to my vehicle to put my call blaster away, and return to my friends at the lake with a very good story to tell.
So what is Bigfoot? For absolute certainty, they are shape shifting, 4th dimensional, paranormal people, who have telepathic skills beyond your comprehension.
This is what cutting edge Bigfoot researchers were doing in 2006. Today, cutting edge researchers make repeated Youtube videos of footprint impressions that they found, in order to try and prove that Bigfoot is an ordinary flesh & blood being. Wow! Note the time line here is well before Dr. Johnson and his Grants Pass videos. Which is why he kicked me out off his website, because he can't deal with researchers who know more about Bigfoot than he does.
Iktomi has been hired to criticize Bigfoot research on a 24/7 basis. This is his job. This is his life. This is how he feeds himself. You will never get him to admit that he is wrong and you were right. He is just wasting your time. His old stomping grounds at JREF, shut down because he successfully drove all the researchers away. That is his mission statement here.
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
...simple answer = a fantasy figure for fools to believe in - since Santa left their lives.
ReplyDelete100-10,000 role-playing hoaxers in the woods of North America...
Delete• They would need to place fake footprints in places where some people might not trek for many decades, hoping that someone some day would stumble across them out of miles and miles of wilderness. Since nobody has that type of patience, or time to wait to trick someone... Far quicker results would need planning as well as the information on strangers’ whereabouts to predict the exact day and the exact yard out of hundreds of miles of wilderness.
• They would need to have guessed up the same Sasquatch foot, anatomically accurate to bipedal evolution that only very few educated people understand. This would require a consorted effort to between hoaxers and academics to manufacture and make convincing enough to fool biologists as well as anthropologists.
• They would need to dream up convincing biological dermatoglyphics that are primate in origin, one would have to have a knowledge of all human primate and non-human primate dermals (that not many people on the planet do), THEN fool multiple forensic experts. This would require some association between amateur hoaxers from the general public and leading academics.
• The same is true of the behavioural traits noted by native Americans over hundreds of years, and by witnesses of European decent in the 1800’s and early 1900’s, before general knowledge of primates was common. AND before these hominins were in popular culture, eroding away any powers of suggestion. For there to be any consistency of this, not only would different groups of people from different cultures have to dream up the exact same traits before any general knowledge of primates existed... but there would also need to be a consorted, consistent and stupendously organised dialogue between such groups to invent such an impossible narrative over a transitional period of pop culture.
... 100-10,000 fantasy figures in the woods of North America, that only a fool would believe in.
The tooth fairy leaves quarters as evidence.
Delete• A hoaxer would need to leave quarters under a million pillows in exchange for a million teeth. Impossible.
Joe: "... 10,000 fantasy figures in the woods of North America, that only a fool would believe in."
DeleteThat's what you believe. LOL How dumb is this iktomi guy?
People don’t see the tooth fairy... and only someone who hasn’t lived in a nurturing homely environment would be able to relate to that.
Delete100-10,000 role-players, and no evidence. Just conspiracy theories, wild speculation and conjecture. You probably needed to spend at least five minutes getting your ducks in order before attempting to claw back some self-esteem at the expense of people who are cleverer than you.
People in Britain apparently see gorilla suit wearing hoaxers — because we know bigfoot fantasy role playing doesn’t exist, right?
DeleteI can only imagine the panic that ikdummy experiences when he sees “British Bigfoot” posts here on a daily basis! His own beloved blog is destroying every one of his stupid arguments! Ha ha ha!
Deleteand most of you ignoramuses wouldn't believe in extraterrestrial life claiming there was no proof but the brilliant late Stephen Hawking believed there was intelligent life out there and I don't think i'm going out on a limb saying he was a bit brighter than all you beer swirling hillbillies.
Deleteand in the same way i shall also state that bigfoot exists even if we don't have a body we have so much amazing evidence that it does exists and i am not talking about DS' blurry tree bark pics
cheers
Joe
“People in the UK see hoaxers instead of real Bigfoot, because hoaxers don’t exist.”
DeleteWell done, you’re making your theory group very proud with that one. I’m wondering if the JREF would devote a comment section to it? Every time a British Bigfoot article gets put here, I can simply cut & paste the exact same opinion that has shut you up countless times already... what’s to panic about exactly?
Let’s try this... explain to me in as much detail as possible, how people reporting Bigfoot in the UK, somehow substantiates your multi-million dollar role-playing hoaxing empire in the US, and renders thousands of years of oral histories and modern anecdotes that transition peer reviewed evidence, as bunk.
Those quarters add up. Now ikdummy is saying the tooth fairy is a multi billion operation.
DeleteDid ikdummÿ try to pass off the tooth fairy giving children quarters as white privilege?
Loser.
Delete: )
^ Not an argument.
DeletePeople from the British Isles are apparently mental cases
DeleteConspiracy theorists - even crazier.
DeleteOne theory he didnt mention, could these things have been genetically engineered by ETs and then abandonded at audulthood because they couldnt be controlled or contained??
ReplyDeleteAnything's possible.Well except Bruce getting bigfoot on camera xx
DeleteDoes that apply to you coming to my flat for a shag ?
DeleteJoe
Oh and forgot to mention.Except going round your place for a shag xx
DeleteIn the past 14 years, I have used call blasting to call in the Bigfoot and to learn what I can. I know what they sound like for sure. 12 years ago, I was invited into a restricted Water District property. There I did some call blasting. While seated in my lawn chair behind my SUV, after a minute or so, I start to hear an incoming electric wind. It shortly was centered over my location and was obviously swirling. Out of this wind condensed an invisible presumably female Bigfoot off to my left side by about 20 feet. It moved to the brush at about my 10 o'clock position and 30 feet away. But the electric wind was still up there. A minute or so later, a second likely male Bigfoot condensed out of that wind, at about 30 feet in front of my SUV. After it studied my thoughts for a minute or so, it walked towards me along the left side of my SUV, and stopped only 3 feet away from me on my right side. It was obviously invisible. I had a gen 3 night vision monocular and I could not see anything through it. So I said a few words to this male Bigfoot, but I futilely attempted to take a flash picture of it, but the flash malfunctioned because the batteries fell out a mile back down the road. This male Bigfoot instantly jumped 75 feet in the woods, because I startled him. I apologized as I could hear him walking parallel to me. I then got up out of my chair and walked back down the road to kneal next to the female Bigfoot in the brush, to say a few words. After saying a few comforting words, I returned to my vehicle to put my call blaster away, and return to my friends at the lake with a very good story to tell.
ReplyDeleteSo what is Bigfoot? For absolute certainty, they are shape shifting, 4th dimensional, paranormal people, who have telepathic skills beyond your comprehension.
This is what cutting edge Bigfoot researchers were doing in 2006. Today, cutting edge researchers make repeated Youtube videos of footprint impressions that they found, in order to try and prove that Bigfoot is an ordinary flesh & blood being. Wow! Note the time line here is well before Dr. Johnson and his Grants Pass videos. Which is why he kicked me out off his website, because he can't deal with researchers who know more about Bigfoot than he does.
Iktomi has been hired to criticize Bigfoot research on a 24/7 basis. This is his job. This is his life. This is how he feeds himself. You will never get him to admit that he is wrong and you were right. He is just wasting your time. His old stomping grounds at JREF, shut down because he successfully drove all the researchers away. That is his mission statement here.
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